Well, how am I going to get pregnant if all my sperm is on my butt? I tried so hard

What kind of fine? Better fuck me on the road, let everyone see

See how tight it is? That's because you only fuck me in the anus

Now you're in trouble - until you fuck them both in the fmf, you can't leave

Honey, that's the game - whoever loses, sucks a dick. Get on with it!

I fucked a black woman! How did that happen? A girl just wouldn't let me...

Two daughters and both sluts - fuck the redhead tonight, behaved well

What a guy, Dad. As long as you're fucking me like this, I'm not going out at all

I fucked the delivery guy for fun, but how did I know he was married!

The secret of a successful fmf - one squirted, fuck the other one the same way

Maids, put your panties on so your wife doesn't notice the sperm

My husband is blind, so I don't hide cheating, he won't see it anyway

Fucking psychologist, now how can I prove that I'm not a dick addict?

Holy shit! I've got a 25+ cm dick, so I gave it to a nigger for a change

It's nothing - my son has a date, so he's learning how to do cunnilingus on his mother

Hey, you didn't come inside! Fuck me again until you pour your sperm in me

Get your hands off me and let me fuck you in the ass - I'm going to go all the way in

The nurse said it's good to get laid, because sex cures all diseases

Are you sure you're a salesman? You fuck me so hard I've already come twice

How's that, sister? My dick is good enough to stick in you

Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

"I forbid you to breathe, bitch!" - That's a real tough throat fuck

So what, I'll scream from orgasms on the loader's dick - there's no money

Don't worry, honey, we'll fuck the teacher and she'll give us a grade right away